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Post by Torra on Jan 28, 2009 19:46:08 GMT -5
It is a short but nonetheless ugly story, Unknown. It's right up there with be careful what you wish for. As you can see, Dathron, here started this thread and if you'll notice seems to be about the only one who has been doing any suffering in it  And much like there is precious little recanting or repenting in the Time Out Thread (AKA Torra's Time out treasure chamber), this is another Gryffindor thread that not only does not live up to it's name, but has gotten right off track all together.  However, I can assure that the Pub is spot on true to it's beginnings  although the barkeep is as mean and cantankerous bastion of evil as ever tapped a keg. No, no, really...he's cruel like you can't believe....he actually put (oh the horror) chocolate sprinkles on Hermione's root beer float <shudders> |
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Post by Irishman on Jan 28, 2009 20:11:18 GMT -5
*running in with a snifter of grog for Dathron, Irishman slows at that welcome*
You really know how ta win friends and scare enemies, Torra.
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Post by Torra on Jan 29, 2009 2:10:33 GMT -5
*Pats dejected Irish on the sholder* There, there, Irish, I'm trying to build you a rep here*all the while Dathron has been trying desperately to get his hands on the grog Irish has completely forgotten he's holding* <whispers> we have company <gestures over her sholder at Unknown> *In a loud Voice* So, Irish, is that a mug oh yer best poison ye got there, ya fierce, fightin machine you? |
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Post by Unknown1 on Jan 30, 2009 17:48:10 GMT -5
Woah! Irishman is evil? And I always thought he was just a lowly peasant that didn't know how to fight at all!
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Post by Torra on Jan 31, 2009 16:55:01 GMT -5
Woah! Irishman is evil? And I always thought he was just a lowly peasant that didn't know how to fight at all!  |
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Post by magicmuffin on Jan 31, 2009 21:23:01 GMT -5
<magic watches as this all unfolds, gaping slackjawed as if at a violent tennis match>
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Post by Unknown1 on Feb 1, 2009 21:26:35 GMT -5
Oh... Um... Sorry Irishman!! *Cowers in a corner.* Please don't kill me!
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Post by Irishman on Feb 1, 2009 21:51:10 GMT -5
*recovers from the shock, and quickly reaches outside the chamber for his trusty warhammer*
Now, what's all this about? I refuse ta listen to such slanderous remarks!
*pounds on the ground with his hammer* and watches in shock as the head falls off
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Post by Torra on Feb 2, 2009 0:37:33 GMT -5
*surreptitiously kicks disconnected head of war hammer behind nearby rock* MY GOD IRISHMAN, you've atomized the head of your war hammer again. You just don't know own strength man. Yep, look at that nothing but the handle left you hit the ground so hard.....tisk tisk...I guess you'll be kicking some but at the armory again. <winks at Irish> An iffin I could impore your leadershipness to spare poor Unknown as he was no doubt misinformed by some criminal from W & W....... |
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Post by Unknown1 on Feb 2, 2009 9:18:48 GMT -5
Y- yes I w- was misinformed! Please don't kill me Sir Irishman, destroyer of hammers!!
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Post by Irishman on Feb 2, 2009 19:28:23 GMT -5
J- ehem, Just don't let it be happenin' again, young man!
*looks closely at his 'hammer'*
Darn, tha's another thing I gotta replace. *grumbles as he walks off*
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Post by Unknown1 on Feb 8, 2009 14:34:38 GMT -5
*Stays trembling in a corner, watching Irishman, Destroyer of Hammers walk away.*
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TheAnt
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Post by TheAnt on Feb 8, 2009 23:51:57 GMT -5
*slips in a pipe into the chamber where everyone is happily chatting, or fearing the hammer man*
*turns on the gas*
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*muahahha!! u have all been poisoned by the love-me aroma!!**
hehe
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Post by Hermione on Feb 11, 2009 4:24:59 GMT -5
Ahhh, Ant, you didn't need to do that. We all already love you!  |
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Post by TheAnt on Feb 13, 2009 2:57:01 GMT -5
awww heheheee
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Post by Irishman on Feb 13, 2009 14:43:26 GMT -5
*Irishman trips over the hose on his way out, spewing the fumes down the hallway instead*
*heading in the opposite direction, he mutters*
Gotta hire someone ta clean up this place, too. Lotsa clutter lying 'round.
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Post by Cynder on Feb 17, 2009 3:41:54 GMT -5
*Cynder pokes her head in. Seeing no one around, she sets about turning the clutter into Exalt traps, muttering all the while...
"clutter? clutter? lovely clutter! clutter for traps. lovely clutter traps.... teeheehee"
*She stands up, grinning from the long exposure to 'love-me' fumes, claps her hands at all the lovely exalt traps scattered around & runs off to find someone to hug.
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Post by Irishman on Feb 17, 2009 15:35:24 GMT -5
Muahahahahaha!
The Master Exhalter has struck again!
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Post by Torra on Feb 17, 2009 20:38:30 GMT -5
*swings down from ledge near ceiling and quickly duct tapes off the end of Ant's gas chamber works. Deftly skips over Cynder's fiendish exhalt traps*
This feels strangely familiar!?!
*grabs Irishman and tosses him over her sholder, ALA the Secret Service, and rushes for the opening/exit*
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Post by Unknown1 on Feb 18, 2009 13:56:29 GMT -5
*eats pie*
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although the barkeep is as mean and cantankerous bastion of evil as ever tapped a keg. No, no, really...he's cruel like you can't believe....he actually put (oh the horror) chocolate sprinkles on Hermione's root beer float <shudders>
