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Post by Unknown1 on Apr 20, 2009 21:31:34 GMT -5
*Eats some cheese pie.*
Ah, it's good to live again!
*Walks back into DEATH chamber.*
*Finds out the cheese pie he ate was 5 years old.*
*dies*
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Post by Irishman on Apr 21, 2009 13:53:21 GMT -5
*grabbing an ankle once again, Irishman drags the inert Unknown out into the corridor*
Ya know, I'd hate ta hafta close this place down, just ta keep you alive. . .
Torra! Help me git balmy boy here outta the way of temptation!
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Post by Torra on Apr 21, 2009 20:46:24 GMT -5
Aye Aye Captain Irishman, Just putting the launch codes into the
trebuchet ;D
*Runs to grab one of Unknown's 'dead' arms*
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Post by Unknown1 on Apr 21, 2009 22:59:58 GMT -5
*Runs screaming back into the DEATH chamber.*
*Finds a dragon at the back, and having died so many times, get easily killed and eaten.*
*dies*
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Post by Irishman on Apr 22, 2009 13:27:27 GMT -5
*looks in at the rock dragon, who manages to look quite ashamed of himself* Well, I guess we just gotta wait 'til he passes thru the digestion. The water garderobe will flush him outta the chamber once and fer all. Tis a nasty, yet practical way to get Unknown outta here. *winks at Torra*  |
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Post by Torra on Apr 22, 2009 21:38:09 GMT -5
*Looks at Irishman* What in the heck do you think WW has as their Ambassador Qualifications?  I mean what kind of wacked out job application form would result in Ambassador Unknown? Are you willing to insult a Clan Leader in his own clan hall? Can you die with wild abandon while in another clan? Are you willing to leave copious quantities of pie crumbs in other clan halls? Can you instigate a clan war by ratting out a member of WW to the woman with the shortest temper in another clan? *wonders if the poor dragon will survive the experience....shudders* |
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Post by Unknown1 on Apr 23, 2009 15:49:34 GMT -5
*A dirty, wet Unknown walks up.* I'm happy to say the dragon survived! And I don't have any of those problems in any other clan.  |
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Post by Irishman on Apr 23, 2009 18:52:22 GMT -5
*wrinkles his nose up at the aroma*
Whew! Unknown, go bathe or butcher small children, or whatever it is you do. I say, that doesn't go together at all.
You offend the snout, Lout!
*thinks hard*
something about that doesn't quite scan, hrmmm
Go get cleaned up Unknown! NOW!
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Post by Unknown1 on Apr 23, 2009 20:20:55 GMT -5
*Goes to the (very deep) pool of water located in the DEATH chamber.*
AHH!!! I forgot, I don't know how to swim!!
*drowns*
*dies*
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Post by Torra on Apr 23, 2009 22:19:08 GMT -5
*Runs into chamber and drags out rather queasy looking dragon*
*Quickly gets out trowel and hod and begins sealing up chamber*
*Torra calls over her shoulder as trowel flies and bricks are set in place at the speed of....well, very speedy masonry work*
Irishman, Call Sirinnu and inform him that he needs to start advertising for a new Ambassador. Oh, AND TELL HIM TO GET A NEW APPLICATION FORM...fer pities sake.
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Post by Unknown1 on Apr 24, 2009 11:47:47 GMT -5
There's an application form??? Why didn't anyone tell me this before I started calling myself an ambassador??
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Post by Irishman on Apr 24, 2009 14:14:11 GMT -5
*Yells into the quickly closing doorway* I'm sorry Unknown, but tis fer your own good, that we do this! *looks at the semi-lifelike body of Unknown as he's caught between the cusp of life and Death, continously*  *pulls out a new scroll as he starts walking away* *starts writing * "Dear Sirinnu, I regret to inform you that your Ambassador-Unknown- has expired in our Halls. We have sealed him up inside the room he most desired to reside in. it is our hope that this does not in any way diminsh the respect we have for each other, and that W&W shall remain our ally. . . . . |
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Post by Unknown1 on Apr 24, 2009 14:59:33 GMT -5
*Makes a flashlight pie.*  *Makes a bomb pie.* *Destroys wall and stomps back to W&W.* |
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Post by Torra on Apr 24, 2009 20:00:36 GMT -5
Uh, is this what they mean by 'dead man walking'? |
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Post by Unknown1 on Apr 28, 2009 0:04:10 GMT -5
Yes.
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Post by safarah on Apr 28, 2009 12:13:51 GMT -5
* Looks at the wackadoos, and decides to go take care of the dragon. Saffie walks up, strokes the beasts neck and immediately gains his trust... No wait... HER trust!!!!* A FEMALE DRAGON!! What a rarity... Irish... Torra, did you see this? |
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Post by Irishman on Apr 28, 2009 13:53:00 GMT -5
*stops chatting with Torra, and glances over to Safarah*
Of course, don't you know how difficult it is to control a male dragon? The females have a much better temperament. She listens to what we ask, and as long as it doesn't conflict with anything she likes, she goes along with it.
Male Dragons? They're always showing off and trying to impress a female, of any species.
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Post by safarah on Apr 28, 2009 14:30:02 GMT -5
* Giggles at the last comment*
Yeah, they do tend to do that... For that matter all men of all species do that!!!.. Hey do ya mind if I introduce her to my 2 dragons. They are both male, and I am sure that she would LOVE some interaction from her own kind..However, their where abouts MUST be kept secret hidden and secret for their own safety.
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Post by Irishman on Apr 29, 2009 14:12:58 GMT -5
You may ask her. but be warned, the last time 2 males got near her, One of them killed the other, during a fight for which one could be hers, and she was upset that one of her kind had to die.
Maybe you should ask her opinion as to which one she wants to visit first? She's very intelligent and can speak directly to your mind. Just keep in mind she's a Rock Dragon, so she's very powerful. We don't want her to hurt your boys. *wink*
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Post by safarah on Apr 29, 2009 15:23:12 GMT -5
* I think they will be safe. One is a very young albino male, only about 2 years, so he is to small and young to pose a threat, the other is old and wise. I will speak to her...
* Saf trots off towards the dragon and locks into a conversation, the next thing seen, is safarah mounting the regal beast and heading off into flight, waving back at the people of gryffindor*
" DONT WORRY, I"LL BRING HER BACK SAFELY AND TIMELY!!"
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