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Post by Vertigo3 on Apr 5, 2006 23:55:16 GMT -5
*launches paint filled balloon at hermy. now THATS how you do it*
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Post by veela on Apr 6, 2006 3:10:55 GMT -5
(holds up a water filled balloon, drops in a piece of carbide and light a match) (grin)
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Post by Hermione on Apr 6, 2006 6:00:33 GMT -5
*Runs for cover*
Wow, things got serious fast! And after our "peace talks", too. Lol.
Hm.
What further piece of harmless incompetence can I possibly foist on you poor unsuspecting die-hards?
I know!
I'm going to hand each of you a yo-yo.
They're addicting, and useless, and you won't understand why you're bothering to try, and you'll waste HOURS, and it will be all part of my plan! Hee hee!
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Post by veela on Apr 25, 2006 13:23:40 GMT -5
Uh oh. Might I suggest that you don't hand one to Vert because he will probably find some "creative way to use it at someone elses cost.( performing the 'around the world' trick at someones head or using the string to try and lassoo us)
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Post by Hermione on Apr 25, 2006 23:17:37 GMT -5
Okay, fine, I'll hand him a paddle ball instead.
But here's YOUR yo-yo!
HEe hee hee!
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Post by veela on Apr 26, 2006 0:24:08 GMT -5
Thankyou! Look at me walk the dog!
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Post by Hermione on Apr 26, 2006 0:32:51 GMT -5
*applauds*
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Post by Irishman on Jul 7, 2006 22:39:49 GMT -5
...walks into a room full of Yo-Yos....
"Now I've heard of a string quartet, but this....hmmm
Abracadabra...hokus pokus.....pnuit budder n gellee..."
....sends a flurry of small furry(cute) spiders into room to build webs out of string.
watches as first Hermione and then Veela become entangled with one another.......loses train of thought because of THAT visual!
Then Exalts Hermione & Veela both and attempts to run from the room only to slide on the VERY slick floor and land SPLAT in the melted Igloo....
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Post by veela on Jul 10, 2006 11:41:27 GMT -5
Come on Hermoine! Let's go wrap him up in his own mess that he's created here. (Walks over and starts to wrap Irishman up in webs) We'll be gentle though because he DID give us each exalts.
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Post by Hermione on Jul 10, 2006 18:09:32 GMT -5
Hey, yeah! We can truss him up and then, when he's helpless, TICKLE him! Ha! No, no, I've been assured that that's mean. Okay, We'll make him watch the new Pirates of the Caribean movie with the sound misalligned! No, no, that's mean too. Ah, heck, let's just give him a bowl of alphabet soup. Nobody can eat one of those without playing with the letters first. It could take hours! ooo, and we can take out all the vowels first, too! Hee hee!
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Post by Irishman on Jul 10, 2006 18:16:31 GMT -5
Thank you fair ladies for not tickling me. I am totally at the mercy of a tickler, I canna help meself, I begins ta speak a bit o' the irish and then slide inta th' full brogue. After a bit I may calm down, but only after a few pints(Quarts) o' me favorite brew!
Begins mutterin to the spiders an they weave a cocoon over his ticklish spots..."Wha, alphabet soup! Why I have na seen the like in ages! Le's see if', I can spell my name....hmmmm Where is the I?.............
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Post by Hermione on Jul 11, 2006 9:39:34 GMT -5
*Tries to dance around with glee but can't manage on the slippery floor*
Ewww, what'd I just step in?
Lol.
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Post by Vertigo3 on Jul 12, 2006 16:54:03 GMT -5
You stepped in all the vowels that you threw away.
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Post by Irishman on Jul 13, 2006 18:00:42 GMT -5
I tried an Tried, but I could'na find the I! My soup turned to mush an so'd my name. At a loss fer somethin' ta do...."Spiders ..Spiders..,come ta me, 'elp me, 'elp me, to hide an' flee."
Irishman suddenly floats up to the top of the room.."'Ey, wha' be goin' on 'round here?....
sees Hermione wavin' her wand over in the corner.....
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Post by veela on Jul 14, 2006 18:05:20 GMT -5
that's it Hermoine. Now that he's told us that he is completely at a ticklers mercy, we can at least threaten him with it. Anything we need out this Irish lad?
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Post by Hermione on Jul 15, 2006 15:26:02 GMT -5
Just a second, I'm teleporting a house elf in to help us clean up this mess...
of course, I'll have to convince it to take payment.
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Post by VynFyre on Jul 27, 2006 15:06:25 GMT -5
Vyn the house elf appears out of no where.
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Post by Irishman on Jul 27, 2006 20:20:51 GMT -5
"Now, Now be a kind elf, dontcha be droppin' me from this height! Where are them spiders??"
The spiders converge on Irishman, and fasten him to the wall.
"Hey, w'ats all this abou'? I calle' YOU inta bein' 'Ey, Git off! No, No! Not my ticklish spots!!!!!!"
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Post by VynFyre on Jul 28, 2006 18:37:50 GMT -5
Vyn gets a broom and does his best to try to sweep off the spiders. Sadly he fails so he starts punching himself in the face.
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Post by veela on Aug 1, 2006 11:09:29 GMT -5
STOP IT! There is no self abuse allowed in this thread unless you want to do something silly like forcing yourself to do the chicken dance in a tutu and tights. Continue with the goofing off!
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