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Post by VynFyre on Aug 1, 2006 20:09:08 GMT -5
Vyn the elf does as he is told and does the chicken dance in a tutu and tights, which make him look rather good, and several of the ladies gasp in admiration.
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Post by Hermione on Aug 2, 2006 0:21:00 GMT -5
AHA! He accepted a tutu -which is an item of clothing!  Good going, Sookie, you've managed to free another house elf of his terrible slavery!  Lol, although now he's free I doubt we'll be able to get his help cleaning THIS mess up.  Where's Mary Poppins when you need her?  Ah well. Back to WAR! (of the non-fatal variety) ...Er, I seem to have run out of ammunition. Surely we still have water balloons or pies left in the armoury? Oh, Dawniegirl! |
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Post by VynFyre on Aug 2, 2006 19:36:18 GMT -5
"Vyn is not free, vyn is loyal to master, tutu is my own.
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Post by Hermione on Aug 3, 2006 5:47:37 GMT -5
Tutus... that gives me an idea!
*releases 80 toucans into the room*
There. If there's anything more aggravating than... er... bird calling cards... I hope I never find out!
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Post by VynFyre on Aug 4, 2006 9:46:40 GMT -5
"Vyn runs around the room screaming, his worst fear is birds. And now he is deathly afriad of Hermione the bird bringing enchantress.
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Post by Irishman on Aug 4, 2006 17:54:56 GMT -5
The spiders run away from the birds as well, unfortunately taking their webs with them.
Irishman slides down the wall to the floor. "Hey now, stop all this runnnin' about! C'mon 'ere Vyn! Vyn!"
Irishman begins chasing the elf around trying to calm him down.
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Post by veela on Aug 4, 2006 22:58:05 GMT -5
IMOBULOUS! (everything is halted mid-air)
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Post by Hermione on Aug 5, 2006 4:03:05 GMT -5
*looks around sheepishly* Er, sorry, Vynfyre, didn't think it'd be a problem.  |
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Post by VynFyre on Aug 5, 2006 18:01:27 GMT -5
"Vyn still not like birds or bird lady," Vyn runs and hides in the oven.
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Post by Hermione on Aug 6, 2006 3:49:54 GMT -5
*Hangs head and slinks off so Vyn can come out and play*
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Post by Irishman on Aug 6, 2006 9:27:33 GMT -5
Irishman yanks open the oven door, and attempts ta grab the elf," Now you come outta thar an' say yer sorry ta the nice bird lady,....................er, I mean Hermione. She did'na mean anythin' by it. Hey come 'ere!"
Reaches deep into the oven, deeper than he should have to.
" I know yer in here somewhere!", he climbs the rest of the way in."Where did ya go, blast its dark in here"
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Post by VynFyre on Aug 8, 2006 13:58:11 GMT -5
Vyn Climbs out of top and starts giggling, he shuts the door on the Irishman and runs around singing. "Hehe, Add some pork and add some carrots for the irishman is in the oooovennn"
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Post by veela on Aug 8, 2006 16:22:39 GMT -5
AHEM! (Veela apears next to the oven tapping her foot) Aren't you going to kick yourself in the shin or something for that little trick you just pulled? (sarcastically)
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Post by Irishman on Aug 13, 2006 14:08:20 GMT -5
Irishman starts poundin on the inside of the door."Ey lemme outta here. It's awful dark in warm don'cha know. ", starts hummin' a ditty of the lobster in the pot...
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Post by VynFyre on Aug 13, 2006 23:54:00 GMT -5
Vyn screams loud, lets irishman out and jumps in, as commanded he does harm to himself by letting his blood boil.
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Post by Irishman on Aug 14, 2006 18:32:04 GMT -5
Irishman, upon seeing Vyn become bright red, dumps a bucket o' ice water over the lil' elf ta cool him off. Then, realizes that the water was more ice than otherwise because Vyn has frozen solid(still bright red)
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Post by Hermione on Aug 19, 2006 16:18:29 GMT -5
Gah! No! NON-LETHAL warfare -and that INCLUDES trying to do YOURSELF in! I'm unthawing you right now, Vynfyre, and no more attempted suicides! *Exasperated huff*. I mean it! Or you won't get any dessert!
*Uses a hair-dryer on the houseelf.*
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Post by Irishman on Aug 20, 2006 10:52:37 GMT -5
Irishman attempts to mollify the exasperated Hermione." I didna mean any harm, I jus' wanted ta cool the elf off."
Then he gets an idea. He conjures up a large warm mass of chocalate pudding and dumps the lot over Vyn, accidently covering Hermione in the process. Fortunately, the stuff quickly begins melting the elf, unfortunately it also makes Hermione look delicous. And Irishman forgets himself and conjures up a spoon............................
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Post by Hermione on Aug 23, 2006 22:37:46 GMT -5
*A muffled voice is heard* So much for that threat!
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Post by Irishman on Sept 1, 2006 22:10:06 GMT -5
Having consumed most of the pudding, it was delicious!, Irishman regains control, and real;izes that Hermione seems to be missing. Becoming slightly alarmed, He discovers that Vyn is still there, all thawed out, yet looking quite drained. Conjuring in a warm bath(delivered by free house elves) He lifts Vyn gently into it hoping to revive him a bit.
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