Dathron's DEATH Chamber!

[safarah]

Can I suggest trainig your dragon on her fire breathing skills and use his body as a target.... I mean he will turn to ash, and return to the earth and a nutrient for the soil... hence starting the new circle of life?

*Saffie puts on an innocent face*

[Torra]

May 14, 2009 13:22:38 GMT -5 Irishman said:

Hrmmm. We'd 'ave ta layer it wi' some naptha and pitch so it'd ignite. . . What?!? He's dead, so tis not likely ta hurt . . . _{all that much}

*Hmmm, it disturbed by the very UN-VIKING idea of naptha. Ewww gross!*

Okay, but since he keeps reanimating every time we turn around, how about we just give him a job....in the cemetary! Yea, then his spasmodic dying will not even be an issue. "Hey Unknown, got a body for you to bury.....oh, you're dead right now? No problem, I'll just leave the body here and you can deal with it when you 'come around'."

Heck, his sig looks like an undertaker anyway.

He could be the Unknown Undertaker....got a kinda catchy ring to it.

[Irishman]

True, we could use someone with his skills to 'undersee' the job. And his dead body would cause no issues.

[Torra]

Well, Irishman, I think we have finally figured out how to get Unknown to stop dying in Gryffindor.....mention work LOL.

Yep, haven't seen hide nor hair of him in this thread every since the prospect of having a job was brought up. ;D

Me, I'm a genius!!! heehee

[toki]

*Grabs genius hat for Torra*

[Irishman]

DON'T DROP IT!!!!!!

Good job Torra!

[Unknown1]

You spoke too soon, Irishman!

*dies*

[Irishman]

*looks at the genius hat lying on the floor*

Toki! How could you? I know it probably just slipped outta yer hand, but still.

*picks up Unknown's inert body and places him, gently, in a wheelbarrow. Walks off towards the cemetary*

Torra, Ima see if the position is still open! Someone else may have 'filled' it by now.

[TheAnt]

what position?? police woman? (:

[Unknown1]

No, pie maker.

[Irishman]

. . . fer the recently deceased. . or soon ta be.

[Bre'Cheye]

*timidly peeks in*

[Irishman]

*the scent of death lingers in the musty room. Stale musty air drifts around, stirring up dust bunnies. the bunnies themselves are disgusted by all the dying that took place in that very dark, dank room. Hooks protrude from the far wall with bits of items hanging from them. Upon closer inspection, one would find they were looking at dismembered pieces of. . . clothing.*

[Bre'Cheye]

*her eyes pop open at the scene of the dismemberment*

[Torra]

Good Grief! I couldn't even hardly believe that there were posts
going on in here

Half expected the ghost of Unknown1 LOL

Brech, I wouldn't be too terribly timid about this death chamber...as I
recall the only thing that ever got tortured in here was a cheese pie, and the only death was Unknown...who was famous for spontanious
mortum....repeated spontanious mortum Oh and that stale smell,
well, again, cheese pie.

But, It was a nice try there Irish

[Bre'Cheye]

I haven't seen Unknown die yet, but he's been after all the pie we can give him lately

[Irishman]

Of course! tha's what keeps him so fresh, all tha' MSG.

[Bre'Cheye]

*sits behind a wall somewhere that she's sure is there to be safe*

(my cocoa is gluten free)

[Irishman]

Watch out fer Dragons!!!!!!

*Irishman ducks out after the shout and hides down the hall*

[Bre'Cheye]

Dragons?!?!?!

*runs down the hall behind Irishman