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Post by lildiamondgirl on Jul 4, 2007 10:59:19 GMT -5
what do you know to be true of Chuck Norris?
I heard Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Post by xiaolong on Jul 4, 2007 17:38:01 GMT -5
Little Known Facts about Donnie Yen:
Descartes' true statement: "I think, therefore I am afraid of Donnie Yen"
Donnie Yen and God shared a high five. The result? The Big Bang
Donnie Yen is his own derivative
Cheney did not shoot his friend's face. He was actually aiming for Donnie Yen, but the bullets ran in fear until they hit his friend.
Sorry Einstein, but the speed of light is NOT the upper limit on speed. Thanks Donnie Yen.
Donnie Yen's pen name is J.K. Rowling
Who was Nietzche's Uberman? Donnie Yen.
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Post by VynFyre on Jul 4, 2007 17:57:38 GMT -5
Chuck Norris does not have pubes. since hair does not grow on steel.
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Post by Vertigo3 on Jul 6, 2007 14:06:41 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once made a deal with the devil for unlimited karate ability.
He traded his soul in return.
Shortly afterwards he roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took back his soul.
The devil appreciates trickery and they now play pocker together every friday night.
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Post by magicmuffin on Jul 7, 2007 2:18:18 GMT -5
(uh...gonna google Donnie Yen...)
a friend of mine claims that Chuck Norris used to go to her church in Gardena, CA but I don't know if it is true...
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Post by VynFyre on Jul 7, 2007 3:11:50 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
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Post by justthisgirl on Jul 7, 2007 13:57:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt, he kills.
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Post by xiaolong on Jul 7, 2007 14:02:36 GMT -5
One day a bored Donnie Yen kicked a hole through space time, traveled back 40 yrs and gave Chuck Norris a lollipop. Ever since, Chuck Norris has dedicated his life to accomplishing the same feat through roundhouse kicks and has a shrine dedicated to Donnie Yen which features the stick that the lollipop came on
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Post by VynFyre on Jul 7, 2007 19:18:43 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
AND FOR THE FINALE!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Post by Irishman on Jul 11, 2007 6:50:06 GMT -5
Ok, that's too weird for me.
Chuck Norris is a Christian!
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Post by justthisgirl on Jul 11, 2007 17:10:17 GMT -5
what!? that can't be true! he's a bad arss!  |
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Post by magicmuffin on Jul 12, 2007 0:21:35 GMT -5
lol...strictly an unsubstantiated rumor...I pictured him as a buddhist for some reason....
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Post by Irishman on Jul 12, 2007 7:07:51 GMT -5
No, no, that's Steven Seagal
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Post by magicmuffin on Jul 12, 2007 13:36:43 GMT -5
Ah, Seagal...he has an air of insincerity about him...
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Post by justthisgirl on Jul 14, 2007 10:57:25 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was born to an alcoholic father who is half Irish and half Cherokee.
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Post by Irishman on Jul 17, 2007 14:09:44 GMT -5
Yes, Yes, Yes, I love partial native american backgrounds!
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Post by VynFyre on Jul 21, 2007 11:55:42 GMT -5
Chuck Norris's Dog picks up his own poop. because chuck norris doesnt take crap from anyone.
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Post by Irishman on Jul 23, 2007 14:22:33 GMT -5
Geez Vynny! ROFLMAO!
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Post by VynFyre on Jul 24, 2007 11:20:13 GMT -5
hehe...
Chuck Norris doesnt use drugs. He only puts himself into other people's bodies, he doesnt let things insert themself into his body.
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Post by Hermione on Aug 14, 2007 22:02:30 GMT -5
Hee hee hee, buddhist actors and random martial artist jokes, I LOVE you guys! This clan is the best.
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