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Post by VynFyre on Aug 19, 2007 23:13:55 GMT -5
Chuck Norris neither loves nor hates. He is incapable of any emotion, drawing every woman and man's emotion into him. Creating a vortex of emotion that lands him any lay he wants.
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Post by Dathron on Aug 20, 2007 20:43:25 GMT -5
Only one I know is... Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now their just....the Islands.  |
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Post by VynFyre on Aug 21, 2007 11:04:23 GMT -5
ahahah i love that one.
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Post by Dathron on Aug 24, 2007 12:22:32 GMT -5
hehe yeah me too...too bad it's the only one I know, though.
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Post by VynFyre on Aug 26, 2007 12:14:33 GMT -5
eh its alright, just search em online, thats how i learned mine orignally, but now i just make them up, lol
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Post by Dathron on Aug 26, 2007 15:49:04 GMT -5
heh.
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Post by crookshanks on Nov 4, 2007 21:02:34 GMT -5
ah! Chuck Norris!  he's the coolest |
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Ihsan_Selesta
First Year, First Semester
"Halfmen have powers of a kind, the sort that stem from the Dark One." - Lan EoTW
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Post by Ihsan_Selesta on Nov 6, 2007 2:28:35 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer but Chuck Norris never cries.
If you guys want more just go to chucknorrisfacts.com
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Post by VynFyre on Nov 6, 2007 15:21:33 GMT -5
lol facts?
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Post by crookshanks on Nov 6, 2007 16:16:30 GMT -5
rofl. they made it a "facts" site... ah that is too funny.
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Post by VynFyre on Nov 6, 2007 17:21:29 GMT -5
lmao, thats what i said!
DISCLAIMER: CHUCK NORRIS IS COOL! IF HE IS READING THIS. DONT KILL ME!
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isis
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Post by isis on Nov 7, 2007 10:37:56 GMT -5
Interesting topic, lol..........
Vyn, I wonder if there is a fact site out there about you?
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Post by VynFyre on Nov 7, 2007 17:09:36 GMT -5
probably =p
Vyn is so cool, he can turn a flame into ice =p
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Post by Irishman on Nov 7, 2007 19:19:02 GMT -5
He heats us all up and yet keeps us cool!  |
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Post by VynFyre on Nov 7, 2007 21:07:17 GMT -5
=]
im so good looking i make straight men turn happy, and lesbians turn straight...
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Ihsan_Selesta
First Year, First Semester
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Post by Ihsan_Selesta on Nov 9, 2007 21:05:31 GMT -5
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Post by VynFyre on Nov 9, 2007 21:23:59 GMT -5
lol nice one!!
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Ihsan_Selesta
First Year, First Semester
"Halfmen have powers of a kind, the sort that stem from the Dark One." - Lan EoTW
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Post by Ihsan_Selesta on Nov 9, 2007 21:35:34 GMT -5
thanks! ;D
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Post by neakolas on Nov 13, 2007 19:50:42 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, giving Jesus the gift of "beard" which he wore throughout his life. In their jealousy the other three wise men got him written out of the bible. They were all found dead later from round house kick related deaths.
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Post by neakolas on Nov 13, 2007 19:52:35 GMT -5
Martial arts experts have debated with Chuck Norris that the round house kick isn't the most effective way of killing a man.
They have all been found dead later of round house kick related deaths.
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he's the coolest
